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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:20:21 -0700 this is the worst news I've had all year http://quacking.org/this-is-the-worst-news-ive-had-all-year http://quacking.org/this-is-the-worst-news-ive-had-all-year

Dear Chris Perry,

Thank you for your interest in joining the London Underground busking scheme.

At this time, the scheme has an optimum number of licensees. Therefore, the we are not accepting new applicants and your name has been put on a waiting list pending the reopening of the scheme.

As we have recently concluded an Audition period in 2010, we believe that the application process will not be opened to applicants again until after next year (2013) although no decision on this has been made at this stage.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:47:22 -0700 the countryside - 11/09 http://quacking.org/the-countryside-1109 http://quacking.org/the-countryside-1109

misty morning on the moors

muted sun through cov'ring fog

bluish grey turned into green

stone-shod fields and life unseen


humming, humming, hums along

training through the thinning mist

raindrops sprinkling on the glass

swaying when the trains go past


clicking, clicking, clacks the tracks

muted through the greyish fog

reading helps the time along

staring whilst the world goes on


where this ends, I do not know

still I thought to climb aboard

better than the end, a ride

through the stunning countryside

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Wed, 06 Apr 2011 16:50:52 -0700 BEHOLD PEEP JOUSTING http://quacking.org/behold-peep-jousting http://quacking.org/behold-peep-jousting
peepjousting.mov Watch on Posterous

btw, posterous, you are not the best.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Thu, 24 Mar 2011 02:44:19 -0700 I have found my calling in life http://quacking.org/i-have-found-my-calling-in-life http://quacking.org/i-have-found-my-calling-in-life Aflac seeks new voice for its duck

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:23:25 -0700 my mistress google http://quacking.org/my-mistress-google http://quacking.org/my-mistress-google
One thing I really love about life is going to bed next to my Android phone, knowing that Google is just a few inches away, ready to save me from the perils of ignorance.

Google is my best friend.  She knows everything about me.  She knows my schedule, she knows my friends, she knows who I just made fun of on gchat, she knows where I'm flying, she knows what books I like, and she knows about that time I gained and lost 30 lbs on a whim.

She also tells my friends these things, apparently, because she showed this to my buddy Berry the other day:

Scarygoogle

Dear Google, I love you, but you are a wily mistress.  Could you maybe ratchet down the stalker level to a light orange or maybe a calm green?

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:09:03 -0700 vote for jess! http://quacking.org/vote-for-jess http://quacking.org/vote-for-jess http://www.everyguide.org/2011/03/vote-for-jess.html

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:40:45 -0700 what is this? http://quacking.org/what-is-this http://quacking.org/what-is-this I'm experimenting with quacking.org again folks.  I'll link to updates to the complete guide to everything here, as well as provide you with all of the cperry commentary you will come to know and love.

that is, if I can keep this up.

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In the course of conversations it often becomes necessary to highlight to your conversant that you don't understand a thing they just said, and, instead of confessing your ignorance, you are allowed to give them the same signal by asking them to describe the concept in "layman's terms".

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/1102281/6360_112105298100_746903100_2319428_664889_n.jpg http://posterous.com/users/heO8TWoY9iWM2 chris perry thechrisperry chris perry Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:30:27 -0700 so http://quacking.org/so http://quacking.org/so I referred to ceteris paribus in a conversation tonight. Does that make me a dork or the most awesome person ever? I think we both know the answer.

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